now he was there ...!!! Silent and still, he has instructed me what to put under the tree!
was probably Sadam Bin Claus but sometimes read my blog, otherwise I could not explain to me the following gifts. Or he simply knows me?
wish you all the evil and worthy blog readers, children, senior citizens, terrorists, Emo's, Presidents, pop singers, porn stars and especially the practice I burglar at Christmas.
Today it is as far as the Santa Claus is coming! But in recent days to read anything good about this comic Kautz.
is a report from a popular daily newspaper.
Santa Claus (born 24 December 1896), an internationally wanted terrorist and child molester is known by the real name Angela Merkel. He is a being who brings gifts to children in order to distract them, so Santa can by popping the mothers. His brother, Darth Santa, however, is much worse. Prior to the fake Santa Claus has locked in the cellar. The Santa Claus suffers greatly from obesity and its dependence on alcohol. It is possible that when Santa Claus is a non-marital child Adolf Hitlers.Momentan Santa Claus works at the Albert-***- school under his pseudonym
Kizou! This is a warning!
1973, he enslaved all of the reindeer to haul these gifts.
Born as a blackboard eraser in the classroom, a classroom full of pubescent teenager, decided Spongebob there because of the inhuman (or unschwammlichen) living standards, in a Nemo-same flight action to seek his fortune in the almost boundless ocean. His path led him to the middle of nowhere, more precisely: In the small town of Bikini Bottom.
Spongebob grew up poor in (see picture), in a dirty neighborhood Inikib Bottom. There he was beaten frequently brutal, of which he still has bruises and some brain damage. His father died in the war, his mother began to drink and sent him as a young sponge already going to buy expensive liquor. After some times tried the young Spongebob times even a few sips and then found their way home no more. In delirium, he met new people, such as his best friend Patrick and Sandy heroin addicts. They began to form a support group in which they all swore to stay away from drugs. When Patrick was just on coke, he agreed. They went and raided several liquor stores and tipped the bulb, until it finally in a drunken stupor Bikini Bottom, found their current home.
Man (n) comes from the work to us what is this shit?
The car is full ... yes it's true SNOW!
represents Since promt but the question what is really snow? my pleasure to answer you this question.
Snow is difficult to classify white matter. For some, the snow is cold and wet, the other a shot of pure skin properly. Sometimes Snow should be yellow. However, it can also be red or brown (or black, green, purple, red, pink, etc.). However, snow, believe any idiots of doctors, black snow in a few years!
According to recent studies by the University professor Johnnie Walker in association with Gibson Dornkaat in cooperation with Jack Daniels, it was found that the first alcohol in small ponds, in present-day East Africa, about 2.5 million years , through a natural process and was attracted by all animals. An animal that never could get enough of this swill, was the common chimpanzee. His constant drunkenness, which at first seemed to be a great disadvantage, emerged finally as a huge advantage: an amazing, complex, chemical process, it was only at the ape, as we know it today. And other excesses, the cat, created by the long recovery phases, the sloths and at some point by the willingness to talk during the drunken man.
played in the further development of the people of the alcohol so always a central role, even to make sense to solve problems (several lenses).
The problems with the procurement of alcohol increased, however, in subsequent millennia and so began the man, as he had at last settled down to brew their own alcohol. After this remarkable change in the life of man, his appearance changed to this day, no more, but began to shape his mind.
As the man next to the daily booze had to work, some individuals began auszunüchtern. This led to a devastating language problem, as the sober and the drunk people could hardly understand each other. Finally, it therefore developed from the level of alcohol use many different language groups, which eventually became today's mainstream languages. Classical sober speaking languages are Arabic, Persian and Turkish classical drunk to be spoken languages, German, Irish, from which the English developed the Scandinavian languages and Russian.
Man began homosabiens erektus {} at some point to produce the alcohol in different variations. The alcoholic drinks were pure and every culture had its own individual creations. NICE WEEKEND!
On all prospective camp mechanic in the 2nd year of apprenticeship at Porsche, let said calibrated one!
Unless the Peugeot 307, the headlamp height adjustment works is not any security or any controller defective, but you have to change the little bulb at the cigarette lighter.
you buy or Opel Manta NEN to strengthen the German economy!
The apple does not far from the ... oh my delicious!
Imer, from the American i-mer is a container that can be stored at the variety of things. Our products include capacitors, circuit boards or power supplies, Semen, bottle caps and graphics cards - anything that has to do with PCs.
Krocha The common, or vulgar Krocharin is a man very similar shape. A very limited vocabulary and a style which in the early and equally embarrassed nineties was out, are typical features for a Krocha. This style is called Mullet and is pretty much the worst of what the world after 2 World war has seen. Observed the Krocha is often the beginning of 2007 in Vienna and Graz, where he Krocht in the night shift or in the bulwark. If a Krocha recovered within a week of krochn, it's again time to krochn, and then, almost ritually, to drink to the hospital. Excuse number 1 is to be: "I picked gsofn Baaammm Oidaaaa fix net ZVUE, ZVUE been oba of ane Stückl, Oidaa, fix!" Do not worry, we must not understand this sentence, Krocha also it does not. Scientists believe that the above excuse could mean the following in German: "Hello, I'm not too much to drink, but the last was too much ecstasy, age, sure!" Krocha move in packs, usually around the houses, because the risk is less to be beaten by any halfway sensible person.
Even Krocha has a recognition factor. Imagine the hair style of MacGyver, takes her skin color by Roberto Blanco and then multiplying the whole with the IQ of Verona Pooth. The Krocha is still well below the calculated product with terror. Tanning cream and a straightening iron on the go are always at hand in the vicinity of a Krochas. Of course, with the only Krocha brand clothes that he could not afford it, would his parents, who understandably feel pity for her child, do not buy it for him. The age of the Krocha is between 11 and 20 years, really sad.
Sad but true, I'm in the lengths of Youpor ... I found my Youtube!
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The birthday is a day like any other. invented some crazy Jamaicans on Dope must have that the day was born on that one, would mean birthday.
, it has become customary to give away on birthdays old things that no one wants to have more, and anyway totally depressed birthday children (since re just 1 year has gone by the end of their miserable lives) things like " Happy Birthday, "" Happy Birthday "," Go shit! " and "The root of nine is three!" call. That is completely absurd custom out, many believe that the birthday is special and that you have to look forward to that day. What we do!
Are not you tired of waiting for it ever Zündfunk to late at night or you missed it because you always have to do grad more important?
O hhh yes Bill .... every damn day!
All too good-looking I what you mean, I try to always have the time but then calls me and tells our producer so ne shit like "You have to take today that damned spot with Bob!" Although I am so happy Zündfunk wanted to hear.
Yes Bob, I know!
But since you can now be remedied, which is available ON3 Radio!
This is Zündfunk, 24h live via web stream and DAB!
Oh my God Bill ... that's fantastic!
And what does it cost me the Bavarian Radio Orchestra?
Bob you will not believe it, not a penny, only the license fee you so do not pay anyway!
Bill tell me how I come to this fabulous station?
Bob, you're really too stupid to #+§$%&?
Go to Google.de and just enter "0n3" kacknoob you!
This question I ask myself and promt just found the right answer!
A blog is a mini website for seeeeeehr release in need. This medium is often Emos and poets used in that environment - express how profoundly depressed and they are - unnecessarily. In the blog the user is possible through images of themselves (as if anyone wanted to see), information itself (boring) and things he likes (such as the favorite band, no one wants to hear) to make online . The amazing thing is that only uninteresting people think that they will present to the world to have, while the really fascinating personalities never learns anything. Perhaps they are also not at all.
Actually it's much too late to get started now with a blog. The "Cool Kids" that have been so looong. but I always thought this was very unnecessary but after I'm also mutated to the blog and my readers today no longer comes. I want people to see it also attempts to share how many times in my life verkapten.
But once I try one probably is so what! Mama Look at your son is on the web!
wish you all the evil and worthy blog readers, children, senior citizens, terrorists, Emo's, Presidents, pop singers, porn stars and especially the practice I burglar at Christmas. 
Krocha The common, or vulgar Krocharin is a man very similar shape. A very limited vocabulary and a style which in the early and equally embarrassed nineties was out, are typical features for a Krocha. This style is called Mullet and is pretty much the worst of what the world after 2 World war has seen. Observed the Krocha is often the beginning of 2007 in Vienna and Graz, where he Krocht in the night shift or in the bulwark. If a Krocha recovered within a week of krochn, it's again time to krochn, and then, almost ritually, to drink to the hospital. Excuse number 1 is to be: "I picked gsofn Baaammm Oidaaaa fix net ZVUE, ZVUE been oba of ane Stückl, Oidaa, fix!" Do not worry, we must not understand this sentence, Krocha also it does not. Scientists believe that the above excuse could mean the following in German: "Hello, I'm not too much to drink, but the last was too much ecstasy, age, sure!" Krocha move in packs, usually around the houses, because the risk is less to be beaten by any halfway sensible person. 
The birthday is a day like any other. invented some crazy Jamaicans on Dope must have that the day was born on that one, would mean birthday. 
Actually it's much too late to get started now with a blog. 
