Des is he .... 
Born as a blackboard eraser in the classroom, a classroom full of pubescent teenager, decided Spongebob there because of the inhuman (or unschwammlichen) living standards, in a Nemo-same flight action to seek his fortune in the almost boundless ocean. His path led him to the middle of nowhere, more precisely: In the small town of Bikini Bottom.
Spongebob grew up poor in (see picture), in a dirty neighborhood Inikib Bottom. There he was beaten frequently brutal, of which he still has bruises and some brain damage. His father died in the war, his mother began to drink and sent him as a young sponge already going to buy expensive liquor. After some times tried the young Spongebob times even a few sips and then found their way home no more. In delirium, he met new people, such as his best friend Patrick and Sandy heroin addicts. They began to form a support group in which they all swore to stay away from drugs. When Patrick was just on coke, he agreed. They went and raided several liquor stores and tipped the bulb, until it finally in a drunken stupor Bikini Bottom, found their current home.
wish you all the evil and worthy blog readers, children, senior citizens, terrorists, Emo's, Presidents, pop singers, porn stars and especially the practice I burglar at Christmas. 
